Rep. Gelinas proposes an educational bill to increase the number of young people he meets in under-13 chat rooms. More coverage at: onion.com
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LOL!
I propose we fund the bill by cutting school security
Why did they have to ruin it with that line at the end? Did they think it was too subtle for us to understand?
Still I guess they are catering to an American audience…
Joke, joke!
@longboards4josh so true, it was totally awesome until he said that…
The last line ruined the entire thing.
But this proposed bill needs to focus on the good-looking preteen girls. I feel that’s where our system is falling short.
EvenEvenOdd is right; the last line is just too obvious. The rest of the speech sets the appropriate ‘well-meaning-yet-creepy’ tone.
wrong on so many levels…
@EvenEvenOdd – Oh, don’t mind that, that’s just the EVMI. (Explained Video for the Mentally Impaired) Perhaps you clicked the wrong link?
I know its a joke but its a fucking sick one
@beanlicker4000 No you imagined it, whatever it was. Do you realise this is satire/ a joke?
I don’t think I laughed until the very end, that shit busted me the fuck up!
You know, he started this off well. Put it on any major news broadcasting company and it’ll work.
@EvenEvenOdd
Agreed.
The ending was such a shock! I laughed so hard.
Fucking ass shit
he must be a priest
@KingOfRedLions “Rep.” means representativ not republican
Though their bodies be small and supple LMFAO
he sound like a fustrated pedo…. did he just say what I thought he said at the end?!
Barney Frank is a liar and douche bag. But I don’t think he’s a pederast.
Wasn’t the last statement abit too… obvious..?
@eddiwetter… Barney Frank is a known pervert and child molester? Do you think all gay people are pedophiles or just him?
Scott Brown is the one that seems to want to bang his daughters, posing with them in string bikinis… Posing nude, himself. And barney frank is the perv?
“Hay any? kids in here like to play Pokemon mystery dungeon? ”
Can I come over to your house?
also i’d like to fuck these kids in the ass
Republican pedo-bear? No way!