Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.
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@TheOtherBradBird
Everybody knows that, it doesn’t make that perceived worth any less valid.
@manrightchea Not everyone in the world or america believes in god or Jesus. And however good idea you have, it just wouldn’t work. AT ALL. It’s more impossible than time travel. And i don’t really give a shit about who Christ saw was good. Bunch of Bull Shit.
@Joshlama
I thought I was too! I now know a smart person on YouTube and a smart person who watches the Onion. I feel smart.
Hey that’s wierd. How come they’ve stolen British policy?! Except ours has a £ on it. Well, if I do get my sack.
Wow, I’m sending all mine today!! Oh wait I don’t have any, damn.
lmao ha
Funny, but so true, the way the government is spending taxpayers money, and destroying the money, literally.
I really think humanity would be better off if all currency was done away with, and your quality of life was determined by your merit as a citizen. Christ wasn’t a fan of rich men anyway if you’ll recall. They are in actuality satanists. Camels&needles anyone?
ONION!!
both funny and wise…
Bow down to onion
ur retarded
thank goodness i thaught monkey was always a chocking hazard
Because then it wouldn’t make the week’s new cycle. It’s a parody of why politicians always release news that may be incindiary on Friday.
@ WarCollider Wow…what a true patriot, the rest of you can learn from Mr. WarCollider, as the rest of your unpatriotic asses makes me sick.
In a crazy turn of events I have bought the proper facilities for destroying the money.
So, if you will all send the money to me, I will work quickly to rid you of it.
holy crap
why am i fully confident we would try something like that
(im not jokeing)
this is fake numbnuts
@funkytripper its fake u know
Jesus – Can you believe this crap!!!
Im glad I don’t live in the United States of Kiss my Ass!!!!!!
Mind you – in the UK we have what’s called stealth taxes – same shit – different day.
“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.”
allot of people don’t get the joke
the federal reserve is basically robbing you, instead of a gun they are using a bullshit fear that the money is deadly then you fill up the bag so they can make a quick getaway to Switzerland
“There is no reason to panic or review those old laws because I just told you that it’s true.”
Nice.
What I don’t get is why it happens at noon on friday.
Would have been funnier if it wasn’t so close to some of the proposals currently being discussed now in Davos. Resistance to CHANGE and I’m not talking civil disobedience. Wholesale devaluation; watch this space.
Olim habeas eorum pecuniam, numquam eam reddis
{wink, wink} — the government will take care of that —–
@codewarrior05 – can you post a link to an article about that? i kinda wanna read up on it – very disturbing, btw – feel bad for all those people